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Audition for our Virtual Summer Show!
Virtual Complaint Department and Lemonade
Produced by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Denver, Colorado
BY KAMRON KLITGAARD
A best-seller as a traditional stage play, your favorite complaint department has now gone virtual! This virtual play is written specifically to be rehearsed and performed remotely, with every character in their own home! In this rapid succession of duet scenes, the virtual complaint department takes on some hysterical grievances — everything from Oreo icing to kleptomania and from songs stuck in the head to the price of cheese and on and on and on. It seems people will whine about anything! Could there be a glimmer of hope for anyone in charge of a complaint department?
All rehearsals, recording and bonding events done via Zoom.
Audition information:
Monday May 24th 7-9pm
May 25th 7-9pm call backs (if needed)
Recording date: Saturday, August 21st from 2-4pm
Ages 14 and up preferred.
Scenes used for auditions will be emailed after folks sign up for an audition time.
Rehearsals: Tuesday and Thursday 7-9 pm (only called to Zoom rehearsal on your scenes-until the last few weeks before recording.)
No rehearsal the week of July 4th!
There is a $25 production fee if cast in the show and a $5 minimum donation to view the final recording. We will have a cast party private viewing that will be free of charge for cast members.
Characters:
ONE ...........thirst problem
TWO ..........shirt problem
THREE .........Oreo problem
FOUR.............TV problem
FIVE .............someone else’s problem
SIX ...............hearing problem
SEVEN ...........cheese problem
EIGHT ..............phone problem
NINE ..................parents problem
TEN ....................pain problem
ELEVEN ................stealing problem
TWELVE ...............lemonade problem
THIRTEEN ..............singing problem
FOURTEEN ...............no complaint problem
FIFTEEN........complaint department problem
Saline Area Players
Saline, MI 48160
United States
I’m curious as to why Mr. Marl has announced his reelection intentions, started campaigning and collecting funds, but has not done the paperwork to put his name on the ballot yet?
Marl says he's got his signatures.
Citizens of Saline are finally waking up to all the failures of our current city government. Girbach is bailing (for good reason).
Sunny, with a high of 96 and low of 69 degrees. Sunny for the morning, clear overnight.
Having sadly been involved in the last few years with the care of two family members after loss of their partners then dealing with settling the estates which is far more time consuming and complex than anticipated, can understand this decision and commend him for prioritizing family.
Sounds as if you have been and are a supporter of Swallow and felt he was good for Saline. Nice to hear. As for the other observations, hopefully some of the turnover, including Girbach deciding not to pursue another term (talk about negative), will prove to produce a more positive environment.
If I understand correctly, they are in part attempting to justify the $4.8 to $44 Billion increase (outrageous, unsupportable on any basis) by admitting they did not act in good faith and knowingly understated at $4.8 to control the costs they would incur had they originally provided a realistic, good faith figure.
They are at step Y and we are still at step B. I’m not sure what the play is here, but I’m sure of what the end game is; $0 annual property tax bill for the data centers. Fred Lucas is insanely over his head. The township must seek legal counsel from those who are up to date on everything data centers.