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Audition for our Virtual Summer Show!
Virtual Complaint Department and Lemonade
Produced by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Denver, Colorado
BY KAMRON KLITGAARD
A best-seller as a traditional stage play, your favorite complaint department has now gone virtual! This virtual play is written specifically to be rehearsed and performed remotely, with every character in their own home! In this rapid succession of duet scenes, the virtual complaint department takes on some hysterical grievances — everything from Oreo icing to kleptomania and from songs stuck in the head to the price of cheese and on and on and on. It seems people will whine about anything! Could there be a glimmer of hope for anyone in charge of a complaint department?
All rehearsals, recording and bonding events done via Zoom.
Audition information:
Monday May 24th 7-9pm
May 25th 7-9pm call backs (if needed)
Recording date: Saturday, August 21st from 2-4pm
Ages 14 and up preferred.
Scenes used for auditions will be emailed after folks sign up for an audition time.
Rehearsals: Tuesday and Thursday 7-9 pm (only called to Zoom rehearsal on your scenes-until the last few weeks before recording.)
No rehearsal the week of July 4th!
There is a $25 production fee if cast in the show and a $5 minimum donation to view the final recording. We will have a cast party private viewing that will be free of charge for cast members.
Characters:
ONE ...........thirst problem
TWO ..........shirt problem
THREE .........Oreo problem
FOUR.............TV problem
FIVE .............someone else’s problem
SIX ...............hearing problem
SEVEN ...........cheese problem
EIGHT ..............phone problem
NINE ..................parents problem
TEN ....................pain problem
ELEVEN ................stealing problem
TWELVE ...............lemonade problem
THIRTEEN ..............singing problem
FOURTEEN ...............no complaint problem
FIFTEEN........complaint department problem
Saline Area Players
Saline, MI 48160
United States
Sunny, with a high of 66 and low of 32 degrees. Sunny in the morning, clear overnight.
No, the motion to approve & adopt was made by Ceo, seconded by Lesch. If you're interested in an unedited/unredacted version of Monday's meeting, the link to the video recording of our budget work session and regular meeting is provided below -
Thank you to those Council members who support the citizens and the Rec Center.
Please note, the rec center now requires 1/3 to almost 1/2 of its operations be funded by the City of Saline taxpayers. Approximately 10% of our City population uses the facility, while 2/3 of the members are non-resident. It’s time the non City residents of the Saline community pays its fair share.
What happened with the funding for the needed repairs at the Recreation Center? With all of the programs and community services provided at the Recreation Center, the nearby communities spending tens of millions of dollars to build new Recreation Centers, and the number of members/high usage for the Center and part
Name all the municipalities of 10,000 people that have their own Rec Center with a pool. I'm generally curious.
Saline Area Schools needs to take over the Rec Center with a Rec creation millage and maybe a short bond issue, too, for improvements.
The mayor and city council love to spend taxpayer dollars frivolously. More and more $$$ into the rec center, that needs to stop. We still don’t have drinkable water and yet the city keeps raising rates. Can’t speak for everyone but I would much rather have clean water than a “lazy river!”
Sorry, Toby Crotty. Do not align to your assessment or thoughts. While nearby communities are spending tens of millions of dollars to build Recreation Centers (because of their value to citizens and communities), Saline is in the fortunate position of already having a very good facility in place which now needs to
You avoided my main point. The rec center is a nice amenity for those that use it. However, it is not a necessity. Clean safe water that we pay exorbitant rates for IS a necessity for EVERYONE!
The unprofessional behavior while in the supposed role of being a journalist when talking to that protester is ridiculous. The incorrect information and “facts” you spewed during the conversation are just par for the course. Thanks for showing up!
I agree with your comments about this journalist. I use the word journalist loosely here, as a journalist should be bringing forth the views of the people they are interviewing, not bringing their obvious bias into every forced conversation.
I understand the right 4 peaceful protests, why expose children to hate and show disrespect to our flag, what is that teaching the children. As a Korean Veteran I oppose anyone disrespecting our countries FLAG, shame on the protesters,