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Audition for our Virtual Summer Show!
Virtual Complaint Department and Lemonade
Produced by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Denver, Colorado
BY KAMRON KLITGAARD
A best-seller as a traditional stage play, your favorite complaint department has now gone virtual! This virtual play is written specifically to be rehearsed and performed remotely, with every character in their own home! In this rapid succession of duet scenes, the virtual complaint department takes on some hysterical grievances — everything from Oreo icing to kleptomania and from songs stuck in the head to the price of cheese and on and on and on. It seems people will whine about anything! Could there be a glimmer of hope for anyone in charge of a complaint department?
All rehearsals, recording and bonding events done via Zoom.
Audition information:
Monday May 24th 7-9pm
May 25th 7-9pm call backs (if needed)
Recording date: Saturday, August 21st from 2-4pm
Ages 14 and up preferred.
Scenes used for auditions will be emailed after folks sign up for an audition time.
Rehearsals: Tuesday and Thursday 7-9 pm (only called to Zoom rehearsal on your scenes-until the last few weeks before recording.)
No rehearsal the week of July 4th!
There is a $25 production fee if cast in the show and a $5 minimum donation to view the final recording. We will have a cast party private viewing that will be free of charge for cast members.
Characters:
ONE ...........thirst problem
TWO ..........shirt problem
THREE .........Oreo problem
FOUR.............TV problem
FIVE .............someone else’s problem
SIX ...............hearing problem
SEVEN ...........cheese problem
EIGHT ..............phone problem
NINE ..................parents problem
TEN ....................pain problem
ELEVEN ................stealing problem
TWELVE ...............lemonade problem
THIRTEEN ..............singing problem
FOURTEEN ...............no complaint problem
FIFTEEN........complaint department problem
Saline Area Players
Saline, MI 48160
United States
It appears on the surface that the wokeness that Saline projects has somehow bit them in the behind. Its time for this to end countrywide! The gender you were born with YOU ARE STUCK WITH. I await the attacks form the LEFT.
Except this is an article about SKYLINE and not SALINE. I see that you saw the word “transgender” and became so unhinged you couldn’t even read straight.
“I love the poorly educated” -DJT
Except, the article indicates Saline lost to Skyline last week in the regional championship. I think this is why Saline was mentioned. Question at hand is was that game played with an ineligible Skyline player?
Patchy rain nearby, with a high of 43 and low of 33 degrees. Don't forget your umbrella! Overcast in the morning, fog for the afternoon and evening, overcast overnight.
How many times, for how many years can a City Council repeat the same story on the Recreation Center? Wait, don't answer that. If the definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different result...this certainly qualifies as insane.
Another pillow salesman totally out in right field. City budget woes are not a new thing. Equating that to a culture in decline takes a special kind of crazy. Also, what you use to define as insanity, is not the definition of insanity.
Sal speaks his mind and stands next to his opinions.
He doesn't use fake names.
Tran, read the book or watch the move Animal Farm. It's the answer to everything. Leaders eventually turn into the people (pigs) who's injustice they saught to remove. Said differently, leaders become the same as the rulers they hated. It's a sad but predictable cycle.
It's hard to ignore someone who is fine with electing a three time adulterer with 34 fraud convictions who paid a **** star for ***.
And you voted for Biden - who you knew wasn't up for it.
Who didn't run his own White House. Who was incapable of understanding his decisions. And you were willing to do it again.